Spread the Word
Santa thinks your friends are lazy.
Bad with presents, he has heard.
They'd be as liked as Patrick Swayze,
If with an e-card they are spurred
To join in with the Christmas fun.
(They'll thank you in the longer run)
Because with Santa everyone
(That's every single mother's son
Who ever heard a number one
Or fired an anti-aircraft gun
Or saw the Arctic's midnight sun
Or sausaged a frankfurter bun
Or sneaked into the chicken run
And ate raw eggs by metric ton
Or thought that Stalin should have won)
Can give and get with everyone.
Bad with presents, he has heard.
They'd be as liked as Patrick Swayze,
If with an e-card they are spurred
To join in with the Christmas fun.
(They'll thank you in the longer run)
Because with Santa everyone
(That's every single mother's son
Who ever heard a number one
Or fired an anti-aircraft gun
Or saw the Arctic's midnight sun
Or sausaged a frankfurter bun
Or sneaked into the chicken run
And ate raw eggs by metric ton
Or thought that Stalin should have won)
Can give and get with everyone.
First choose an e-card to send by clicking on it...
[Photo by Felipe Naranjo, used under cc license]
